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A little gas humour !?

Some times you just have to ask yourself 'Will I live to be 80?' 
 
I recently chose a new primary care physician. 
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. 
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' 
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?' 
'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either. ' 
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' 
I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy' 
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on the beach?' 
'No, I don't,' I said. 
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 
'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.' 
Then he looked at me and asked, 'Then why do you give a shit?

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. Grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel ass!!!

Don't forget to shoot up ;)

((((MARC))))

Once again i get the MSN police visit.

This time they were not as nasty with me as in the past.

They wanted

"offensive"

material removed. But didn't tell me what!

My reply was "tell me what you want removed"

So they did and i removed it.

The stuff they wanted taken out was stupid.

whats i bit of cleavage?

c'mon now!

So it seems like I've been reported by

someone who doesn't like

BOOBS

WTF!!!

This can only mean one thing!

I now wonder.......Does this mean if i can't  display

that crack between boobs . Can i display that crack

between butt cheeks?

Go figure! Now that summer is around the corner

we have to cover up!

  That's all for today!

Keep the comments coming and I'll visit you all :)

Holly shit! Its been so long since i done a blog

i forget how its done!

Sorry i haven't been around all that much,i'm realy  on the

go with things and thanks to all dropping in i love your

comments and i'll get to you all soon.

Let's throw some funnies around for starters

   Dog For Sale 

-excellent guard dog

-Owner cannot aford to feed him anymore as there

are no more theives,merderers or molesters left in

the nieghborhood for him to eat.

I gassed up the truck today!

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his
wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband,
rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

Let's do a

They can get out of shape from your sleep

Sleeping facedown won't deflate your breasts,

but it can make them misshapen over time.

 The best sleeping position is to sleep on your side,

with a pillow under them for support as you sleep.

I would recommend using lotion or cream daily to keep them in shape.

Cleavage is not Determined by Breast Size

2 women with same cup size may not have the same cleavage.

 Woman's breasts that are fuller in the middle will have greater cleavage.

Woman with only an A or B cup but with her breasts naturally set close together,

 can have nice cleavage too. In addition,

 if your body is narrow below your shoulders,

 you'll have an easier time creating a deeper valley between your 2 peaks.

They hate to bounce around

Running and aerobics can cause your breasts to bounce around,

inadequate support will result in breast sagging earlier,

and breast pain the next day.

Wear a sturdier sports bra that has underwire and molded cups,

no matter what your size.

The left is usually larger

No two breasts are exactly the same size,

and it is usually your left breast that is bigger than the right side.

However, often the difference is so slight,

you'd never notice they are of different sizes.

Come back and visit soon