A little gas humour !?

Some times you just have to ask yourself 'Will I live to be 80?' 
 
I recently chose a new primary care physician. 
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. 
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' 
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?' 
'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either. ' 
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' 
I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy' 
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on the beach?' 
'No, I don't,' I said. 
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 
'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.' 
Then he looked at me and asked, 'Then why do you give a shit?

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. Grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel ass!!!

Don't forget to shoot up ;)

((((MARC))))

Once again i get the MSN police visit.

This time they were not as nasty with me as in the past.

They wanted

"offensive"

material removed. But didn't tell me what!

My reply was "tell me what you want removed"

So they did and i removed it.

The stuff they wanted taken out was stupid.

whats i bit of cleavage?

c'mon now!

So it seems like I've been reported by

someone who doesn't like

BOOBS

WTF!!!

This can only mean one thing!

I now wonder.......Does this mean if i can't  display

that crack between boobs . Can i display that crack

between butt cheeks?

Go figure! Now that summer is around the corner

we have to cover up!

  That's all for today!

Keep the comments coming and I'll visit you all :)

Holly shit! Its been so long since i done a blog

i forget how its done!

Sorry i haven't been around all that much,i'm realy  on the

go with things and thanks to all dropping in i love your

comments and i'll get to you all soon.

Let's throw some funnies around for starters

   Dog For Sale 

-excellent guard dog

-Owner cannot aford to feed him anymore as there

are no more theives,merderers or molesters left in

the nieghborhood for him to eat.

I gassed up the truck today!

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his
wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband,
rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

Let's do a

They can get out of shape from your sleep

Sleeping facedown won't deflate your breasts,

but it can make them misshapen over time.

 The best sleeping position is to sleep on your side,

with a pillow under them for support as you sleep.

I would recommend using lotion or cream daily to keep them in shape.

Cleavage is not Determined by Breast Size

2 women with same cup size may not have the same cleavage.

 Woman's breasts that are fuller in the middle will have greater cleavage.

Woman with only an A or B cup but with her breasts naturally set close together,

 can have nice cleavage too. In addition,

 if your body is narrow below your shoulders,

 you'll have an easier time creating a deeper valley between your 2 peaks.

They hate to bounce around

Running and aerobics can cause your breasts to bounce around,

inadequate support will result in breast sagging earlier,

and breast pain the next day.

Wear a sturdier sports bra that has underwire and molded cups,

no matter what your size.

The left is usually larger

No two breasts are exactly the same size,

and it is usually your left breast that is bigger than the right side.

However, often the difference is so slight,

you'd never notice they are of different sizes.

Come back and visit soon

 10 things to ponder!

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky…..

Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile

when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,

Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. 

It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00

And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions
and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where
millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should
put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers……

what you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

OK so i know i haven't been around all that mutch lately

and i'm trying to catch up with things. I'll get to your

spaces for a visit soon :)

Now here's a must see!

Once in a while at work a truck shows up or leave our shop and

its a "NICE" one.

And i kick myself for not keeping a cheep camara in the tool box

for those times. Some truckers realy know how to stand

out in the crowd.

Here is one that was recently sold from our facility

after we were done "dressing it up". And i

managed to take a few pics before the customer

picked it up.

The Kenworth W900L has got to be the truck of all trucks.

And this one is fully equiped with all the gadgets.

 Including black leather interior,in dash

GPS,built in Sirius sat. radio. The list goes on and on.

Exterior wise,

IT SHINED!!!

Here is a list of add-ons we put on it

I don't know what exactly it looks like today. At the time  the pics were

tacken it still had to go get the grafix put on it.

So who wants to ride "shotgun"  ;)

    Valentine's 

Its a bit of a tradition on valentine's for guys

to "pop" the big question.

And today i'll tell you a story on how one guy

figured out who was to be the girl for him.

 Choosing a wife.

A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing

among the three candodates.

He gives each woman a a present of 5 000$

and watches to see what they do

with the money.

The first does a total makeover.

She goes to a fancy beauty salon,gets her hair

done,new makeup and buys several new outfits.

Then dresses up for the man.

She tells him she has done this to be more

attractive for him because she loves

him so much.

The man was impressed!

The second goes shopping to buy the man a gift.

She gets him a new set of golf clubs,

some new gizmos for his computer,

and some expensive clothes.

as she presents these gifts,

she tells him that she has spent

all the money on him

bacause she loves him so much.

Again the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

she erns several times the  5 000$

she gives him back the 5 000$

and reinvests the remainder

in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for

there futur

because she loves him so much.

Obviously the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time

about what each woman has done

with the money he gave them.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Happy valentine's !!!

OK so my space is my little bit of fun and entertainment

but once in a blue moon i touch a little bit on me and my

life's going on's. Today is one of those days.

I'm f**king pissed!

Here is a story about family members who don't belong.

Its my mother's B-Day. Her 70th, and she is the kind of

mom that is TERIBLE to buy a gift for. She's got everything!

And you know she is THE BEST mom so what do you do?

Well my sister in law got a great idea.

Family portrait.

One with all of us including the grand kids. So the stage is set

to do this. Since Oct. We had to put it off for my older

brother because he suddenly had to get work done on his

 teeth and had to get a crap load pulled out, and wait for

dentures and shit. No prob her birthday is not till Jan.

X-Mas comes around and the arrangements are made to all meet

for the pics. Its a go with everybody. For a week before

the portrait appointment the same brother can't be

found. He won't return calls and emails. The day before the

pictures are taken he finally gets hold of my sis in-law

and plays it up as if he didn't get the calls and that he

doesn't have time to get his kids ready for the next day and

blah blah. Well that just screwed everything.

So on to a quick plan B. My other brother and his family gets

there pics done,me and my family get our pics done and we

are to get the same frames and give the gift like that along

with the best Hallmark card we could find that was "her"

Part two of the bull shit.

We also made reservations to a restaurant for a B-Day

supper to witch we are to give her the portrait gifts.

Although we are all pissed at my older brother for bailing

out on us we still told him when and where to be for the

"surprise" supper. What does he do? He calls up my mom

the day before and tells her he can't make it to the

supper because.....................................He's going to drink beer

with a bunch of guys at this house where some asshole

has a monster screen TV to watch a football game.

W T F !

Nothing like getting your priorities in order. I mean your

mom only turns 70 once in her life.

I sure hope you don't have an older brother like mine.

Well enough of this. Next blog.

I think after valentine I'll put a shout out

to the PSP freaks out there to help me out

on something.And of course voters to go along.

I'll see what happens ;)

Today on

There are two terms frequently used in breast care

that are breast enlargement and breast enhancement.

So, firstly you should know the basic difference between

them. Breast Enlargement refers to simply an increase in

the size of the breasts whereas breast enhancement

means improving their overall look, which includes

working on their shape, size, texture and firmness.

Breast enlargement is much simpler and quicker

to achieve; but for breast enhancement, constant

care and maintenance of the breasts is required.

If you are searching for breast enhancement solutions,

 there are generally about three options.

The most popular breast enhancement options include:

1. Plastic Surgery

2. Breast Enhancement Pills

3. Breast Massage

But if you looking for natural breast enhancement

then you have only the one and the safest

option that is breast massage.

Breast Massage Techniques

Breast Massage is a simple process and doesn’t take

more than a few moments. Further,

it can be done by the woman,

 and doesn’t actually require any outside help.

Therefore, it can also be termed as one of the

cheapest ways of breast enlargement and enhancement.

If your intrested in reading the entire article

and the proper technique for the message just

follow the link.

http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=39799

Now i have studied it all and just because i'm a

nice guy i'll gladly help you out with it.

Just let me know in advanced so i can  fit you

in my schedule :)

As most of you know my space has been on private settings

for quite some time now,only opening it up for  what ever

event i sign up for. I always hatted doing  that

so i decided to give it another try at public settings.

Everyone is always welcome here and those who

don't like it,well.............don't come back!