Humm.......Last blog was Halloween!

Ya  thats just not right huh.

I don't even know whats

exactly going on in Spaces anymore .

 Who's left?

WTF lets throw some funnies around

Your application to join

our online dating agency

 has been rejected.

The question you got wrong was:

“What do you like most in a woman?” 

“My Dick”

was not considered

an appropriate answer!

a little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,

"do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shop keeper gets down on his

knees to her level and says.

Do you want a widdle white wabbit

 or a thoft fluffy black wabbit?

The little girl blushes,

puts her hands on her knees,

leans forward and whispers....

"i don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuk."

Maybe i'll be seein' ya

Skeletons and corpses rise from their fitful

sleep to deliver

a chilling holloween from beyond the grave.

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of the body,

 which begins a few

hours after death and then after a while

starts to reverse.

During the cremation, the coffin burns first,

then the flesh and then the organs.

If a body were buried in a shallow

grave less than 2ft deep,

the decomposition rate is only

18 months to three years.

  Click the Tomb Clock to see when you will die!

 The Tomb Clock

Sorry everyone that i haven't been

around lately.

And sorry this years halloween

blog isn't as

"retarded" as usual LOL

I'll try to get around to everyone

but feel free

to snatch up my Halloween tag.

Its from me to you 

B-BY-LA ((((MARC))))

Hey! Its me!

I figure i better do up a blog. Things are to dormant in here.

First things first. How do you like the new look in here?

I just had to change things around a bit,it was getting blah to me.

So here's a bit of what I've been up to.

Its always raining so its hard to enjoy the summer

but i do manage to get some time at camp. this year I've been breaking

stuff for some reason. One day i broke 2 fishing rods, WTF

Then another day the axle ripped out from under my boat trailer

while towing it to a lake,we were an hour from camp in the middle

of no where.  Lucky me i didn't wreak the dam boat! But we managed to

chain up the axle the best we could back in kinda in place.

I later brought it to work and had to rebuild the thing.

Then one night after work i hit a local lake with a couple of guys

and got the big one for this year so that was cool.

Every year we get bears around the house.

So far i have had 3 in the yard (that i know of)

I thing there has been 6 or 7 that has been  taken

off my street so far. its terrible! They know when its

garbage day!

It will soon be time to put away the fishing rods

and take out the guns,the season is about to start!

I love this time of year,it keeps me busy (like i need that)lol

Ok enough about me. Lets go for a few funnies.

Be Careful -

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Ever hear that Megadeath song.

"You F**king Liar"

Its stuck in my head right now. Although its a good song form the

thrash era i don't care to here it  now. OY!

Well i just came back from a short Holiday and back to work it is.

GOD I HATE THAT PART

Lucky us the weather was great during our visits and sight seeing.

Home again and rain again,and some days when it

RAINS it POURS

I don't realy have to much to chat about. I'm a bit

under the weather i guess.

But i do have a little funny for you all.

Beer by 7 year olds

7 year old Tim

  I think beer must be good.

My dad says the

more beer he drinks the

prettier my mom gets.'

7 year old Mellanie 

get to watch what we want on

television when he is asleep,

 so beer is nice.

7 year old Grady 

Mom and Dad both like beer.

My Mom gets funny when she drinks

it and takes her top off at parties,

 but Dad doesn't think this is very

funny.'

7 year old Toby 
  

Mom and Dad talk funny when they

 drink beer and the more they drink

the more they give kisses to each

other, which is a good thing.'

7 year old Sarah -

the better he dances. One

time he danced right into the pool.'

7 year old Ethan 

  the sausages on the barbeque

 and they taste disgusting.'

7 year old Shirley 

7 year old Jack 
  

A little gas humour !?

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. Grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel ass!!!

Don't forget to shoot up ;)

((((MARC))))

Once again i get the MSN police visit.

This time they were not as nasty with me as in the past.

They wanted

"offensive"

material removed. But didn't tell me what!

My reply was "tell me what you want removed"

So they did and i removed it.

The stuff they wanted taken out was stupid.

whats i bit of cleavage?

c'mon now!

So it seems like I've been reported by

someone who doesn't like

BOOBS

WTF!!!

This can only mean one thing!

I now wonder.......Does this mean if i can't  display

that crack between boobs . Can i display that crack

between butt cheeks?

Go figure! Now that summer is around the corner

we have to cover up!

  That's all for today!

Keep the comments coming and I'll visit you all :)

Holly shit! Its been so long since i done a blog

i forget how its done!

Sorry i haven't been around all that much,i'm realy  on the

go with things and thanks to all dropping in i love your

comments and i'll get to you all soon.

Let's throw some funnies around for starters

   Dog For Sale 

-excellent guard dog

-Owner cannot aford to feed him anymore as there

are no more theives,merderers or molesters left in

the nieghborhood for him to eat.

I gassed up the truck today!

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his
wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband,
rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

Let's do a

They can get out of shape from your sleep

Sleeping facedown won't deflate your breasts,

but it can make them misshapen over time.

 The best sleeping position is to sleep on your side,

with a pillow under them for support as you sleep.

I would recommend using lotion or cream daily to keep them in shape.

Cleavage is not Determined by Breast Size

2 women with same cup size may not have the same cleavage.

 Woman's breasts that are fuller in the middle will have greater cleavage.

Woman with only an A or B cup but with her breasts naturally set close together,

 can have nice cleavage too. In addition,

 if your body is narrow below your shoulders,

 you'll have an easier time creating a deeper valley between your 2 peaks.

They hate to bounce around

Running and aerobics can cause your breasts to bounce around,

inadequate support will result in breast sagging earlier,

and breast pain the next day.

Wear a sturdier sports bra that has underwire and molded cups,

no matter what your size.

The left is usually larger

No two breasts are exactly the same size,

and it is usually your left breast that is bigger than the right side.

However, often the difference is so slight,

you'd never notice they are of different sizes.

Come back and visit soon

 10 things to ponder!

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky…..

Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile

when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,

Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. 

It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00

And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions
and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where
millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should
put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers……

what you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

OK so i know i haven't been around all that mutch lately

and i'm trying to catch up with things. I'll get to your

spaces for a visit soon :)

Now here's a must see!

Once in a while at work a truck shows up or leave our shop and

its a "NICE" one.

And i kick myself for not keeping a cheep camara in the tool box

for those times. Some truckers realy know how to stand

out in the crowd.

Here is one that was recently sold from our facility

after we were done "dressing it up". And i

managed to take a few pics before the customer

picked it up.

The Kenworth W900L has got to be the truck of all trucks.

And this one is fully equiped with all the gadgets.

 Including black leather interior,in dash

GPS,built in Sirius sat. radio. The list goes on and on.

Exterior wise,

IT SHINED!!!

Here is a list of add-ons we put on it

I don't know what exactly it looks like today. At the time  the pics were

tacken it still had to go get the grafix put on it.

So who wants to ride "shotgun"  ;)

    Valentine's 

Its a bit of a tradition on valentine's for guys

to "pop" the big question.

And today i'll tell you a story on how one guy

figured out who was to be the girl for him.

 Choosing a wife.

A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing

among the three candodates.

He gives each woman a a present of 5 000$

and watches to see what they do

with the money.

The first does a total makeover.

She goes to a fancy beauty salon,gets her hair

done,new makeup and buys several new outfits.

Then dresses up for the man.

She tells him she has done this to be more

attractive for him because she loves

him so much.

The man was impressed!

The second goes shopping to buy the man a gift.

She gets him a new set of golf clubs,

some new gizmos for his computer,

and some expensive clothes.

as she presents these gifts,

she tells him that she has spent

all the money on him

bacause she loves him so much.

Again the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

she erns several times the  5 000$

she gives him back the 5 000$

and reinvests the remainder

in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for

there futur

because she loves him so much.

Obviously the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time

about what each woman has done

with the money he gave them.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Happy valentine's !!!

OK so my space is my little bit of fun and entertainment

but once in a blue moon i touch a little bit on me and my

life's going on's. Today is one of those days.

I'm f**king pissed!

Here is a story about family members who don't belong.

Its my mother's B-Day. Her 70th, and she is the kind of

mom that is TERIBLE to buy a gift for. She's got everything!

And you know she is THE BEST mom so what do you do?

Well my sister in law got a great idea.

Family portrait.

One with all of us including the grand kids. So the stage is set

to do this. Since Oct. We had to put it off for my older

brother because he suddenly had to get work done on his

 teeth and had to get a crap load pulled out, and wait for

dentures and shit. No prob her birthday is not till Jan.

X-Mas comes around and the arrangements are made to all meet

for the pics. Its a go with everybody. For a week before

the portrait appointment the same brother can't be

found. He won't return calls and emails. The day before the

pictures are taken he finally gets hold of my sis in-law

and plays it up as if he didn't get the calls and that he

doesn't have time to get his kids ready for the next day and

blah blah. Well that just screwed everything.

So on to a quick plan B. My other brother and his family gets

there pics done,me and my family get our pics done and we

are to get the same frames and give the gift like that along

with the best Hallmark card we could find that was "her"

Part two of the bull shit.

We also made reservations to a restaurant for a B-Day

supper to witch we are to give her the portrait gifts.

Although we are all pissed at my older brother for bailing

out on us we still told him when and where to be for the

"surprise" supper. What does he do? He calls up my mom

the day before and tells her he can't make it to the

supper because.....................................He's going to drink beer

with a bunch of guys at this house where some asshole

has a monster screen TV to watch a football game.

W T F !

Nothing like getting your priorities in order. I mean your

mom only turns 70 once in her life.

I sure hope you don't have an older brother like mine.

Well enough of this. Next blog.

I think after valentine I'll put a shout out

to the PSP freaks out there to help me out

on something.And of course voters to go along.

I'll see what happens ;)

Today on

There are two terms frequently used in breast care

that are breast enlargement and breast enhancement.

So, firstly you should know the basic difference between

them. Breast Enlargement refers to simply an increase in

the size of the breasts whereas breast enhancement

means improving their overall look, which includes

working on their shape, size, texture and firmness.

Breast enlargement is much simpler and quicker

to achieve; but for breast enhancement, constant

care and maintenance of the breasts is required.

If you are searching for breast enhancement solutions,

 there are generally about three options.

The most popular breast enhancement options include:

1. Plastic Surgery

2. Breast Enhancement Pills

3. Breast Massage

But if you looking for natural breast enhancement

then you have only the one and the safest

option that is breast massage.

Breast Massage Techniques

Breast Massage is a simple process and doesn’t take

more than a few moments. Further,

it can be done by the woman,

 and doesn’t actually require any outside help.

Therefore, it can also be termed as one of the

cheapest ways of breast enlargement and enhancement.

If your intrested in reading the entire article

and the proper technique for the message just

follow the link.

http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=39799

Now i have studied it all and just because i'm a

nice guy i'll gladly help you out with it.

Just let me know in advanced so i can  fit you

in my schedule :)

As most of you know my space has been on private settings

for quite some time now,only opening it up for  what ever

event i sign up for. I always hatted doing  that

so i decided to give it another try at public settings.

Everyone is always welcome here and those who

don't like it,well.............don't come back!

It realy is that simple!

Thanks everyone for all the tags and comments!

I'll be visitting you all soon ;)

Happy New Year to all :)

Thanks to everyone for dropping all the cool tags.

Great stuff!!!!

Christmas was good to me,hope it was to you as well.

This year the gang was at my house to celebrate and

it was a good time. Even survived it!

Now to see if i can survive the new year LOL

Now how about those resolutions?

Here is one you might want to try out.

How to make better love!

In the form of a recipe

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions: 
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,

 working in and out until well creamed.

For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.

5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover

 with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,

 repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen,

wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

OK so this is the third time i try to put in a blog

and everytime everything shuts down on me and have

to start over. F**K i hate it when that happens.

Kind of like getting the head spins.

Things here at home are feeling more like winter.

We now have over a foot of snow and the wheather is cooooold!

You know how it is,being asked what you want for Christmas.

Well you won't have to ask me! Because below i put together

a short list any of you can get me :) And to make things

simpler without confusion i suplied pics.

In blue /black/yellow is ok to

A speed boat for those hot summer days.

 A new shot gun,cause mine is old and worn out!

An ATV to play in the mud would be cool.

I'm a truck kind of guy so a cool ride would do it.

Tags are flying around so BIG thanks to those

dropping them off. I started  getting some ready

to pass around myself but everytime i make

one its just not at my liking. Sometimes they just

turn  out right and sometimes ................its  just ok LOL

Last year i pushed out this one tag for X-Mas that

was pretty sweet. But it got me in trouble with MSN.

As did some who desided to display it.

Expect the same kind of tags from me this year LOL

Get ready cause i'll be comming around to you soon!

I guess i should update this blog before I'm deemed MIA.

I see many have gotten into the Christmas spirit. I'm not

ready for that yet. Lets throw around some funnies

to kick things off.

Here are a few lines you can use.

1- Despite the look on my face your still talking?

2- Let me drop everything and work on YOUR problem!

3- I am not fluent in IDIOT,so please speak clearly.

4- 3 3 3 I'm only half evil.

5- I would do me.

6- Rehab is for quitters.

7- I,m not Santa but you can sit on me!

A scientist from Ohio State University has invented a new bra that

 keeps woman's breasts from jiggling and prevents nipples

 from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

at a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large

group of men took the scientist outside

and kicked the shit out of him.

Reminder!

Check your liquor cabinet before the holiday

season starts

Ok so lets talk about the few things going on in Spaces.

Maria is hosting her first event.

Its a Christmas G.B. singing.

I was over there and there are still many

spots to fill so go and sing up for it cause i want

a crap load of gifties comming my way.

click here to go see her

Also!

click here to go see her

The Rifle, .303 Calibre, Lee Enfield, No 4, All Marks, is a heavy barrel,

 manually operated bolt action, magazine fed rifle,

 capable of firing single shots only. It fires rimmed

 cartridges from a detachable ten round magazine.

The No 4 series rifles were developed from the British forerunner,

the Short Magazine, Lee Enfield Mark VI (SMLE).

 The Rifle, .303 calibre, Lee Enfield, No 4 Mk 1 appeared in 1931

as a refined production version of the

 No 1 rifle adapted from the SMLE.

The Rifle, .303 calibre, No 4 Mk 1 was further redesigned

 for mass production as the Rifle,

.303 calibre, Lee Enfield, No 4 Mk 1 * in 1939.

This version of the rifle became standard issue

for the British Commonwealth during World War II.

Did everybody have fun on halloween?

It sure looked that way :)

Great thanks to Carlos for putting together another great event.

I got to meet many new ppl and loved all the great comments.

Things were a bit touch and go for me. I came back from moose

hunting just on time to do the event. Actualy i might of kicked

it off a bit urly,with help from Xena LOL. And now took time

off for deer hunting. Don't worry i'm not posting picks. I know

some get a little "freeky" about that LOL  As for all the other

great spacers i missed.

SORRY!

i just couldn't be at the puter all that much

Let's do it again next year Carlos.

My table

Other things.

Thanks to those who wished me happy birthday and dropped the

cool tags. Love them all!

Don't worry if you missed me on the 26th. I never advertised it.

Just a few sneeky spacers picked up on it LOL

To my surprise i got nominated over at S.H.O.F. in the

short time as public settings and that was nice.

Yes i'm back to private settings so if your reading this

its because i think your cool shit and love hearing from you. ;)

S.H.O.F. experienced low participation in Oct. and

nothing came of that months awards.

Show your support and go see them.

The link to it is on the left under "Check This"

Randoms.

April

At the last min. decided to have  a halloween tag competition

and i turned in a couple of my own. If you voted for me,

THANKS!!!!

If not! I know where your splace is. he........he.......he

Does anybody know who is

Ci-Ci

she left me a comment like two weeks ago and would

love to get back to her. She must have been using a mobile

and that doesn't leave a link back.

Now before i go i think i should post up something.

You guessed it!

I think everyone will get a kick out of this setion of

"Slip Of The Nip"

Are you any good at guessing cup sizes?

What cup size would you say this is.

Be sure to guess before scrolling down!

This kid will hate his mom some day!

LMFAO

Well thats it for today. Keep the comments comming,

i'll be going away this weekend and won't be back for maybe

a week . I'll be sure to visit you all as soon as i get back.

until then.

B-BY-LA