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Hey! Its me!
I figure i better do up a blog. Things are to dormant in here.
First things first. How do you like the new look in here?
I just had to change things around a bit,it was getting blah to me.
So here's a bit of what I've been up to.
Its always raining so its hard to enjoy the summer
but i do manage to get some time at camp. this year I've been breaking
stuff for some reason. One day i broke 2 fishing rods, WTF
Then another day the axle ripped out from under my boat trailer
while towing it to a lake,we were an hour from camp in the middle
of no where. Lucky me i didn't wreak the dam boat! But we managed to
chain up the axle the best we could back in kinda in place.
I later brought it to work and had to rebuild the thing.
Then one night after work i hit a local lake with a couple of guys
and got the big one for this year so that was cool.
Every year we get bears around the house.
So far i have had 3 in the yard (that i know of)
I thing there has been 6 or 7 that has been taken
off my street so far. its terrible! They know when its
garbage day!
It will soon be time to put away the fishing rods
and take out the guns,the season is about to start!
I love this time of year,it keeps me busy (like i need that)lol
Ok enough about me. Lets go for a few funnies.
Ever wonder where the term "Dickhead" came from?
Be Careful -
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.
You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way,
they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th.
Also June 1st, 3rd, twice on the 5th, 7th, 9th, 12th,
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call centre in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.
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